description:
Lack of capability is not the word. All I got was Wayne's head and a schmidgen of shaft. A vein snakes downward only to get prematurely cropped, along with the rest of the kaboodle. Stacy Sargent of JNL Graphic Design took one look and declared, "Although ball-less, it's spunky and determined."

memories:
Wayne got the short end of the stick when he and Dennis insisted on being casted simultaneously. Dennis got the regular dipping container, while all I had for Wayne was my alginate can. Bad batch! Sorry, Wayne — we need to schedule another attempt.