description:
Compact head, innocuous shaft buttressed to one testicle by a seminiferous tubule — perhaps because Zal's testes got shoved into the mold at the last minute.

memories:
Zal rattled off a bunch of one-liners while his dick was immersed, like "People will think I'm deformed." "Not as a steady diet." "Get a hammer and chisel — call the fire department." "Cast a banana and say it's one of the Monkees." Right on, Zal!